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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."
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"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."
"I fundamentally understand pacman because I too live my life sprinting after food"
"Just saw a girl in cutoff jean shorts so unbelievable short that you could see private parts sticking out the bottom of mine."
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."
"What does a terrorist tell hes son? Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane."
"I always get ""never shake a baby"" and ""cats always land on their feet"" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer."
"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab."
"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."