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Joke of the Day
"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"
Next Joke
"Why are campers so predictable? You know they're in tents."
"I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning."
"Lurk I started a subreddit about lurking... No one posted anything."
"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""
"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"
"How does constipation work? I don't give a shit."
"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"
"Sunday is an attractive person at the bar who turns out to be religious"
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """