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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a girl in cutoff jean shorts so unbelievable short that you could see private parts sticking out the bottom of mine."

"*died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*"

"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."

"Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?"

"I'm about as sociable as mushrooms... I'd like to think I'm a pretty fungi."

"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"

"What is happiess... Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"

"Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor."

"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"