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Joke of the Day
"What does a terrorist tell hes son? Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane."
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"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""
"4-year-old: *puts on ballerina dress* *puts on ballerina shoes* *puts on ballerina tiara* Me: Who are you supposed to be? 4: A ninja."
"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."
"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."
"[interview] ""How would you describe your people skills?"" ME: I tend to drive others away. ""That's great! Welcome to Uber."""
"What's big but small? A midget's ego."
"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."
"What is the strongest bird ? A crane !"
"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."