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Joke of the Day

"I always get ""never shake a baby"" and ""cats always land on their feet"" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer."

"Two clean jokes that start dirty. What's brown and sticky? A STICK! What's a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!"

"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"

"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"

"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"

"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."

"Ladies, if you don't want to answer a question from a guy, say, ""I already TOLD you. You never listen."" We have no idea if you're lying."

"A realistic Applebee's commercial would show a collection of recently divorced dads blankly staring at the bar's televisions."

"Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay"