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Joke of the Day

"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."

"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."

"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."

"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"

"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."

"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""

"I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her."

"Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? It had to buy a herring aid"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."