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Joke of the Day
"I fundamentally understand pacman because I too live my life sprinting after food"
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"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses..."
"Why are gay people bad liars? They can't keep a straight face"
"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."
"Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College? He got a fool scholarship."
"You know what's way better than an iPod? A zune"
"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."
"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"
"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."
"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."