223609
Joke of the Day
"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."
Next Joke
"How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail."
"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"
"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"I don't need a drink in my hand to be happy. I'm also happy if the drink is on a table as long as it's still within arm's reach."
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
"going to do everything the Nyquil bottle tells me not to"
"Did you hear about the guy who kept fucking cheerios? He was a cereal rapist"
"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"