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Joke of the Day
"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"
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"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."
"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""
"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
"Google+ is like the gym of social networking. We all join it, but nobody uses it."
"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"
"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"