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Joke of the Day
"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"
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"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."
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"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""
"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."
"Mountains ain't just funny... They are hill areas."
"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."