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Joke of the Day
"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."
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"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"
"Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down? Because he was hit by a truck"
"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."
"Sometimes I like to pet another dog while making eye contact with my dog. Adds just the right amount of tension to our relationship."
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""
"Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!"
"What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree? (X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!"