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Joke of the Day
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
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"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar... One says to the other, ""Wanna go inside and get shitfaced?"""
"Philae comet lander wakes up [After 7 months] ""Where the *fuck* am I?!"""
"""Taxi"" A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"You would think that with the sun being 109 times the diameter of Earth... ...that it would be hard to lose it at night right? So I sat outside for the whole night, and then it dawned on me."
"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"
"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."
"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."