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Joke of the Day
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
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"What group would an obese racist join? The cake-cake-cake."
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."
"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar? ""I pity the stool."""
"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"
"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"
"How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper."
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"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."
"Lindsey Lohan is going to be charged with a felony tomorrow. In other news, restaurants serve food."