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Joke of the Day

"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."

"I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet."

"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."

"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."

"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."

"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."

"Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?"

"What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both say ""Insert Bill Here"""

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."