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Joke of the Day

"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."

"Why don't pedophiles win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind.."

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"Did you hear about the alcoholic chemist that died? He just loved drinking PBr"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"Why do people say look when they want me to listen?"

"Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den."

"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."

"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."

"911: What's your emergency? THE BARISTO IS HAVING A STROKE 911: Barista? IT'S A GUY. BARISTO 911: No, it's still- Nm he's dead now"