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Joke of the Day
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""
"""I don't even own a toilet."" - hipster who went too far"
"Facebook likes I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This."
"Whats brown and sticky A stick"
"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."
"What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee Go easy on me with this pun."