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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied."
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"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."
"Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant"