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Joke of the Day

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table."

"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"

"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"

"Why are the_donald users not cucks? First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with."

"What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer either way."

"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"Good luck making the Instagram most viewed page if you're not an adorable Japanese teenager eating frozen yogurt."

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."