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Joke of the Day
"My daughter keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she's pozest."
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"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"Two snowman are in a field. One turns to the other and says ""I don't know about you, but I smell carrots"""
"You know what I hate most about N.D.A.s?"
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye. The doctor says ""I see you have a cataract"". The Chinese man says, ""No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."""
"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"
"Another Dutch joke about the Belgiums Two Belgians are walking in the desert with a car door. One of them complains that its too hot. The other one says: ""just roll down the window."""
"Men should never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They'll clearly see yer nuts"
"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"