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Joke of the Day

"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"I've replaced my neighbors toothpaste with Napalm, and left him a free pack a cigarettes. Now we wait."

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"

"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."

"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."

"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"