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Joke of the Day
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"
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"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "
"Got diagnosed with Kyohosis The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature. I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."
"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"
"I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is still awake at midnight and talking back right now."
"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"
"I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution... But it didn't really land. I guess execution really is key"
"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."