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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"
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"What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!"
"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"
"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""
"What do you call cows with 2 legs? Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs? Ground beef."
"I never text and drive bc that would imply that I actually go places."
"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."
"Even maintaining a Sims character is too much pressure for me."
"It's an ATM. Not an ATM machine. The M in ATM already covered that, stupid."
"""Are you ok?"" ""No, I'm bleeding because its fun."""