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Joke of the Day
"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."
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"The guest said to the cannibal Your wife makes a great soup. Yes, but I'll miss her."
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"Whenever we eat hummus my girlfriend always says to me.... HUMMUS IS YUMMUS!!!!!"
"What do you call Virgin Mobile? A nun in a wheelchair"
"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"
"I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"