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Joke of the Day
"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."
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"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""
"I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. The priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ""How much do you charge for circumscisions?"" The rabbi responds, ""They're free, but I get to keep the tips."""
"My dads favorite When you're kissing with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you may think its kinda funny but it's not"
"Having persuaded autocorrect that I don't want to duck anything, I hope the council don't take my complaint about the pond the wrong way."
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"90% of the steps on my FiBit are just me wandering around looking for my keys"
"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."
"Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident."