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Joke of the Day
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"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."
"You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!"
"Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month."
"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."
"What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years."
"Two whales are at a bar... The first whale turns toward the other and says, ""ooooooOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooo!"" The second whale says, ""Dude, you're drunk as fuck."""