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Joke of the Day
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."
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"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"
"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"
"Most conversations that occur over Bluetooth are about buying a used jet ski."
"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"
"Why did the Chemist give up a singing career? He could not hit any of the ketones."
"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"
"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"