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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"
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"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."
"What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's."
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"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."
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"If I'm ever arrested, I would use my one phone call for pizza."
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