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Joke of the Day
"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
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"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."
"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"
"Some guy scared me after class and I dropped all my notes He scared me sheet-less."
"Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive."
"Opinions are like assholes... if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion."
"Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up."
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."
"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"
"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."