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Joke of the Day

"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."

"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."

"When you drink morning coffee ... You know your boss is waiting for your report. Let him wait a little...."

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"

"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for."

"Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?"

"If you have Parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language."