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Joke of the Day

"Guy: I want a room Receptionist: Sorry no rooms available G: My name is improvement R: So what? G: there is always a room for improvement !!!"

"Who called it a ""backpack"" and not, ""the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."""

"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT"

"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."

"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."

"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."

"I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers. They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults."