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Joke of the Day

"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."

"What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery."

"The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave."

"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."

"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."

"What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)"

"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."

"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."

"Two muffins are in the oven... One muffin says ""Man, it's hot in here!"" the other muffin yells ""OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"""

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."