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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
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"What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday? I don't know, she hasn't opened it"
"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."
"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."
"Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too."
"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."
"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"
"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."
"Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: My pop is bigger than your pop."
"Talking to my old man on the phone Dad: Who was that coughing in the background? Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece? I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss"