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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."
Next Joke
"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"
"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"
"I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious."
"What do you call an unambiguous body of water? The Specific Ocean"
"Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."
"I've eaten so many cheeseburgers, my hula hoop is just a fancy waist bracelet."
"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
"Why was Santa in the asylum? He lost his SANTAty"