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Joke of the Day

"A subscription to *Time* is not the most difficult concept to get your head around. I've told you: *Time* and *Time* again."

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."

"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson"

"I'm going on an all breadcrumb diet because I've never seen a duck with a double chin."