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Joke of the Day
"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."
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"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"
"What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."
"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."
"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."
"Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family."