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Joke of the Day

"Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them."

"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"

"What does a gay horse eat? hAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyy! . . . . . . What does a gay pirate eat? . . . . . **GAY PIRATE FOOD, ARR!!!**"

"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"

"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Running. Jk. Rolling."

"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."

"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"