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Joke of the Day
"Lesbian sex is like swimming. [NSFW] It's not hard, and gets you wet."
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"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"
"*grandma sobbing at my graduation* ""Your parents would have been so proud seeing you up there."" *wipes tear* ""But they didn't want to come."""
"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"
"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"
"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."
"I was going to tell you a joke about a cow. But its udderly ridiculous"
"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."