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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"
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"I need subtle fat jokes My wife is annoyingly pregnant. Give me your best."
"""IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"" I yell while running in the opposite direction."
"The best thing about sex with your sister... ...is that if she gets pregnant, you can just blame your dad."
"My own ass has been talking shit... but it's just a bunch of hot air."
"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""
"what is a gays least favorite fruit? cantaloupe"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
"The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin"