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Joke of the Day

"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."

"Scotsman in a bar A Scotsman walks in to a bar there would have been a Welshman, an Englishman and 2 Irishman but they all got into the Euros."

"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."

"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."

"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"About 2/3 of the Atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"