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Joke of the Day

"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."

"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""

"Reddit is like a fridge... You know there's nothing new inside, but you check it out every ten minutes."

"What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall? DAM!!!"

"Why was the belt thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants."

"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"

"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."