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Joke of the Day

"Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck"

"If you think Lord of the Flies couldn't happen, you've clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a pinata."

"Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder."

"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns once... It was a play on words!!! Ba-dum-Ching!! (I'll let myself out now)"

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"