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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."
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"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."
"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"
"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."
"How does a chef get to work? He woks."
"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."
"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."
"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"