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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"
"Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery"
"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."
"How did Cosby fuck up his phone? He put it on sleep mode"
"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."
"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."
"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""
"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."