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Joke of the Day

"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"

"The NFL replacement refs"

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"A limerick... there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table"

"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."

"Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it? A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair."

"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"

"Just stabbed my uterus with a tampon."

"My dad is so cheap. He scolded me for running home behind the bus once, and saving the *fare. He said I should have run behind a taxi, and saved a lot more."