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Joke of the Day
"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
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"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"
"why do they call it an owl? because when you see it you turn your head 270 degrees and fly away"
"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."
"What do having sex and playing cards have in common? If you dont have a partner. You better have a good hand."
"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"
"What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb? A bun in the oven."
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."