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"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
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"I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, I cant shit... A LOT!"
"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"Vader: ""I am your father."" Luke: ""I am your father."" Vader: ""Stop copying me."" Luke: ""Stop copying me."" Vader: ""Shut up."" Luke: ""Shut up."""
"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"So a baby seal walks into a club..."