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Joke of the Day

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"

"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."

"I love dating umpires. I always feel safe."

"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"

"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And hits his head."