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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
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"My physics teacher is the chord slope of an a-t curve The average jerk"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"
"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."
"[911 call] ""My hand's stuck in a blender!"" ""Turn it on then."" ""What?"" "" I can't hear it, turn it on so I know you're not lying."""
"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"
"Michelle Obama puts her secret lovers number in her phone under Ben Ghazi knowing that by doing so Barack will never search for the truth"
"What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!"
"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."
"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."