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Joke of the Day

"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"

"What do you call the german version of Harry Potter? Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas."

"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."

"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."

"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"

"What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone? Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone."

"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"

"[types symptoms into WebMD] WebMD: Eww. Gross."

"When I order a burrito with a coffee in my hand, I imagine the cashier is thinking ""Wow, this guy must really love to shit!"""

"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""