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Joke of the Day
"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"
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"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."
"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"
"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."
"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"
"How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either."
"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."