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Joke of the Day
"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"
Next Joke
"What is 168? Dinner for 4."
"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."
"""Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?"" *storefront sweats nervously* ""N-n-no! I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"""
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."
"Why don't you ever see rich people wearing glasses? They're always around so many karats."
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"
"When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial."