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Joke of the Day

"When my mom first saw my Facebook she was offended it said I was ""interested in men"" I think because she thought that was a list of hobbies"

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"

"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."

"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"

"I'm really sorry to hear about Donald Trump Nothing happened to him. I'm just sorry to hear about him."

"What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church? A virgin"

"I never shower. No hobo."

"If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... You haven't lived. Happy Mother's Day!"

"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."