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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right."

"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."

"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."

"National Survey Reports Pi day as America's Third-Most Underrated Holiday To me it's a little bit more than that."

"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"Why did the skeleton go alone to prom? Because he had *nobody* to go with."

"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""

"My friend Dave drowned yesterday his funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a buoyancy aid. It's what he would have wanted."