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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."

"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"

"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."

"I banned birthday parties in the office because if you don't care enough about yourself to take the day off why should we care about you."

"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."

"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"

"*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Hung"